INITIAL INTRO INTO THIS INTRICATE ILLUSION

So,

I have Bipolar Disorder Type 1

Or Manic Depression. Or the Jekyll and Hyde. Or the Severe Sanity Swing. Or the Gregory Schwartznitz Syndrome. I have no idea who the hell the last guy is and I totally made that up. But that Gregory guy sounds like a sophisticated old man with groomed, snow white hair who has an unhealthy obsession for lawn gnomes and ancient poetry that has thou, thee, shalt, thine, maketh in em'. He wears a monocle to his weekly chess matches at the local park too.

I think I've been a bipolarian (made that up, sounds pretty nifty ay?) for about 5-6 years now. It's been a surreal spiral of the utmost ups and the deepest downs. A roller coaster that someone with a burning desire to see planet Earth implode on itself created on Rollercoaster Tycoon.

It was life-changing.

It was like wearing clean socks all your life, and suddenly stepping into a muddy puddle.

In this blog, I will try to recall and recollect all my past experiences, be it unsettling or uplifting, From my psychotic episodes to the meds I've been on, the shitty side effects to my recoveries and relapses and all that neat stuff . And maybe even a few stories on Gregory Shwartnitz.

So I'll see ya later I guess.