MENACING MICE MADE A MASSIVE MAZE

Derp

Derpity Derp McDerpDave

Since I'll be using this word for a considerable amount of time, let me just loosely put a meaning to it,

Derp is the term for when I was in a state of psychosis.

Psychosis is pretty much what the name suggests, being psychotic. From being mildly misaligned with your state of being to going completely batshit insane. I'm not talking about front-flipping-blindfolded-over-a-burning-bed-of-nails-3edgy5me insane, I'm talking about being worthy of a straitjacket insane.

A lot of people are surprised at how I'm still able to recall what happened when I was derping. I am too. I think it's because I was somewhat conscious of what I was doing and the judgments were my own. Only that, the things I did were only deemed normal by my own badly distorted perception of reality. To others, well, I looked like a bag of pistachios (get it? 'cause I was nuts lel). Like, if someone tried to convince me that pigs do fly - I would've completely bought that and proceed to explain how they exist in a distant dimension. Heck, I would have even thought that seahorses neigh and dragons knit sweaters.

And that's only the tip of the iceberg of insanity. Some of the scenarios could've baked a bouquet of purple steaks diagonally on a math theory on how bicycles inflate. Yep, the things I did made as much sense as the last sentence. 

Even worse when the delusions, the dandy and the destructive, were translated into actions. Some made people nervously laugh and question whether I'm being serious about thinking Hogwarts is real and I'm a wizard from Hufflepuff (protip: I was), some could've brought serious harm to myself and the people around me.

I am thankful, as I'm writing this, I'm considered sane. Sure. some people would tell me I'm

a little peculiar at times but only to an extent of receiving a stink-eye or a confused smirk. Nothing of serious concern. 

I just hope that Randy the Relapse Rodent won't crawl out of it's dusty little doorway and give me a gut-gushing gnaw that'll leave gnarly, gory gashes ever again. Basically, I wanna stay sane from now on end. Amin

So, that's pretty much what derp is. I'll elaborate more on what actually went down in future writings. 

Take care now. Don't let anyone tell you that your choice of bread spread is inferior.